a scribble that u can certainly live without...

i joined blogger.com last day... i never got paid for what i wrote so i am a little afraid to click the "monetize" tab above... what if Blogger baba tells me... u want money for this shit? you are banned from blogging.. sob sob! so let me write for free. you who write for money can spend your time calculating the number of words and the editorial stance, I can even write kjdjkabn wskjd\hvjn and get away with it ;) am sorry i couldnt become a good enough writer and the cookie crumbled too fast it seems... last day i read a writeup on kajfhvkdjfn written by laijknvja - come on don't tel me me you don't know them. just because kajfhvkdjfn has no ads up on Tv and laijknvja has no cleavage showing snaps on google image search doesn't mean they are non-existent! oh ok..let me get back to the topic. I wanted to discuss sex and violence today... ooh sorry i didnot mark my blog as "adult" content... umm but do i need to... i mean you do have access to channel skjbavkjb and ajhsjvh all through the day don't you and your kids get to watch the aliuhvjkv advertisement while they are watching cricket don't they? umm... but do i need to tag this post as "adult" as i want to talk about PEACE which is as taboo for me as condoms were in india years ago... but now i see them in malls kept beside sanitizers and 5 stars :) India Shining ..ahem sorry...am an apolitical writer... so i prefer to type with both hands than write with right hand! thats why typing is apolitical... if you are still peering into this writeup it may not mean that i deserve to be paid for this but just that thanx to your internet speed the porn that you have put on buffering on youtube is not fully buffered... by the way it just rained last day and night in Kolkata... just after valentines day i think its a nice thing to happen that all the bushes and corners of rabindra sarobar and victoria got washed... ya ya! you can pretend you never read this line in the blog... and i will pretend that there is no need of an "adult" button in today's civilized akjcasjvbjdieufh!